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Publicado 24 septiembre 2004 - 00:44

HAHA....

Bueno, amigos les explicare esto en espaniol...
Como este foro necesita una chispa, he decido que todos podemos colaborar al enseniarnos ingles uno al otro, sin importar que nos equivoquemos... todos queremos aprender y divertirnos al mismo tiempo no?... pero parece que necesitamos algo entretenido...
Pues por eso mismo, este tema es para hacer la historia mas fumada y mas larga del universo.. un fic hecho por todos los del foro... aqui la historia la haremos todos.. el que quiera participar tiene que por lo menos escribir tres lineas de historia o mas para el fic.
La historia sera en ingles para que todos aprendamos, pero lo divertido es que pueden inventar lo que sea, con tal de que le de seguimiento al pedazo de historia de la respuesta anterior.
( no importa que no sepan ingles al 100%, con tal que lo que cuenten sea entendible, todo bien).. a pues comienzo yo:

"Once upon a time, there was a cartoon with the name of Saint Seiya.... .. all the characters tired of being cartoons.. and tired of fighting against evil, they wished for a better life...so suddenly while they were sleeping, a magical force... appeared in their sleep and transformed them into real people!... they reincarnated in actual people and were sent to different countries to live close to their fans. When they woke up, they didnt know what to do, .. they had never been alive before.. but now they were in different places, different lives, jobs and everything changed... so it began.. the story where they had to learn how to live amongst humans in their new places.. and learn their traditions and customs....
Seiya woke up in Mexico, he incarnated in a soccer player... Shyriu incarnated as a part-time mcdonalds cashier, part-time porn star in Spain, Hyoga now was a politician in some country.. Shun incarnated in a newly famous pop star in some country ... and Ikki woke up in a United States jail in the day he was being set free...... All was confusing.. they were excited to be alive and to get the chance to live normal lives.... exciting new lives.. their dreams had come true, with new beginnings.. but they didnt realize everything would come to an end... cause they weren't the only ones to reincarnate in the world... some of their past enemies and past allies incarnated also... and the bad and evil things were about to start in their lives... cause these other characters incarnated in some crazy fans... gold saints, god warriors, specters, marine generals, silver and pelicula saints, gods and other characters.... all of them were sent to the real world in one or other way.... they started to wake up as crazy fans... now they had to find a way to get their old powers back.. and look for riches, power, pleasure, vengeance, etc...
The story begins... its 7:00 am in the morning... a saint wakes up seated in front a computer.. the screen reads something like 'InfoR..'... ... he turns around and finds a room full of figurines and toys... Saint Seiya toys!... posters, mangas, stickers, collectibles, etc... confused walks around looking for something, anything and suddenly he stops in front of a mirror, ... nothing happens.. but one can only hear a cry in fear and disbelief:..... .... .. .. ... WHYY???!!!!!! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME???? BUDDHA!!!!!...."

....(to be continued)...  09.gif

Jaja.. ahora el siguiente que venga.. que continue la historia como le parezca.. puede cambiar lo que sea, agregar cosas, quitar cosas, no importa, con tal que sea legible, y este en ingles... .. todo bien.... la cosa es que la historia mejore, y que se vea que lleva continuacion.... no importa si es comedia, romance, tragedia, o algo que le de un giro drastico a la historia, etc... no importa lo fumado que se inventen, aunque sea solo sean tres lineas, si quieren escribir mas adelante, pero la cosa es que quede en continuacion para que otro venga y haga lo mismo... agreguen lo que quieran.. pueden bromear pero sin insultar.. que yo voy a leer cada uno de sus aportes.. y si sale algo sangron.. lo voy a editar... y se arruinara la historia...
-Si pueden evitar los filtros, haganlo SOLO donde sea conveniente,... malas palabras y ofensas no estan permitidas.. usen otro tipo de adjetivos en ingles... si quieren expresar algo en particular....
Asi que participen, hechenle ganas con el ingles, que aqui todos podemos.. yo se que seria mas facil en espaniol.. pero hay que intentarlo... la mejor forma de aprender es escribiendo y leyendo, ya que no podemos hablarlo en una conversacion, pues usemos nuestra imaginacion y pongamoslo en practica, siempre y cuando nos divirtamos haciendolo, nunca nos aburriremos e inconcientemente aprenderemos algo nuevo.

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Editado por garuda-gatz, 24 septiembre 2004 - 00:45 .


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Publicado 25 septiembre 2004 - 01:20

Somewhere in spain....

Shiryu!!! Wake up, somebody knocks the door. Wake up!!!!!!! Your casting is in ten minutes you gotta be ready!!!!

Shiryu opens one eye, everything is blurred, somehow he mannages to get up and he glances a mirror in front of him.

-What the heck is that! A tattoo!?!? What am i? oh my...where am i!!!

Hey! Somebody enters the room. It is not a big room, everything's just a mess. Sheets on the floor, some strange liquid spreaded all over the rug.

-Are u ready?

What, what for?

-Don't you remember? Your casting starts in five minutes, you have to be there on time, remember they star to take the auditions on time! Can't you remember it's the pelicula you've been waiting to be signed in on? From director Joe D'ammato! Crazy Mouth (XDDDD)

Oh no!!!!!! tell me you're kiddin' me! I had forgotten about that! Noooo

I got to get dressed!

it's nine o'clock, shiryu got ready and now he's at the casting agency. He and his friend (unrevealed person) await in the lobby of the aggency ready to be called. There are about four people...not too many persons showed up. They hear shiryu's name.

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Publicado 25 septiembre 2004 - 01:27

Oh! it's our turn! Let's go! (whispers) **dis you washed it well?***

-Shiryu answers **yess i did*** Why do you have to ask me that all the time!?!?!

-Excuse pal (the person says) but remenber your life is based on that "friend" of yours bien, therefore you got to take care of it.

The two guys enter the room. There's a bed, some cameras, some drinks, a table, etc. Welcome!!! Sombody says.

bien my dear star, i was looking forward for your demonstration! Shall we start?


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Publicado 25 septiembre 2004 - 01:28


Shiryu's a little bit confused. He can't figure out what that is all about. But he agrees.

bien says the director. Lay down there, and take your pants off, and your underwear also. Shiryu is puzzled.

Roxana come here darling ,the director shouts out loud

A georgeous woman shows up. She's blonde, and her lips are devil red (yeah!) 

bien let's see the action. The director says, and then he hollers: "ACTION!!!!"

Can anybody tell us what happened next??? ._.


PS: What a good way to-----ehmm nevermind laugh.gif

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Publicado 25 septiembre 2004 - 02:55

(muy buena historia junikyu xD)

"Then Shyriu was laying on the bed, and the director said: Lets roll.. action!"

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The porn music began... waun waun chikawaun wan wang... poing chikoh pok poing ...  09.gif

Then Shyriu was staring at the woman, he didnt know what to do... the girl was moving swiftly along with the rhythm... ..
She was dressed as a nurse.... (a naughty nurse ... devil.gif ).. 09.gif

Nurse: Now let see what we have here...
Whats your name dear?

Shyriu: (all sweaty and confused, watching the nurse play with her red bra)... uh.. uh....gulp... shyr.. r..yuu.. (gulp)  frown.gif

Nurse: oh... that is such a sexy name... and that dragon tatoo..  i cant believe is soooo lonnng! .... anyway.. dr. dick needs me to run some t.ests on you.. we need to check your endurance, circulation and muscle tone .. 03.gif ...

*Shyriu was so nervous by being butt naked covering his "dragonballs"  09.gif ....*

Nurse: (taking out a gallon of vaseline :p) oh.. dont be shy.. i assure you wont feel nothing unpleasant.... im a professional.. 03.gif

Shyriu: (Old master! guide me in this battle .. gulp..)...

Nurse: (started taking off her jacket, and miniskirts.. and lingerie.. and... started climbing on top of the petrified shyriu .. and....

Shyriu: (gulp!....)

... Shryiu: Shunrey... forgive me! (putting his hands off, discovering his manhood haha)
Cosmos help me!... by the power of the dragon!...

Nurse:  11.gif !

Shyriu: (tarzan screech) Aohhoouuuhhhhhhh aaeehhohhhhhhh!!!
This is the dragons secret technique!.. the ascending dragon of the 11 and a half peaks! OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Nurse:  callate.gif !!!!

.... t054.gif (8) in the jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.. ouuhweeeeee ee eee eehh..  awingbowep awingbowep awinbowep (8) t054.gif

----what will happen to Shyriu in his new "adventure"...  and what about the other bronze saints.. will they live their own little adventures too?.... what about all the other saints waking up in the bodies of some crazy fans around the world?.... maybe we will know it in the next episode.... dont miss it mbuahahahah..-----

alguien continue con algo xD...

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Editado por garuda-gatz, 25 septiembre 2004 - 03:03 .


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Publicado 26 septiembre 2004 - 09:14

this is hilarious.. great top.ic!

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The porn music began... waun waun chikawaun wan wang... poing chikoh pok poing ...  


laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif !!


..Meanwhile at the Four Seasons Hotel in London, England, Shun is woken up by a manager-homoscream!!

user posted imageManager (named Charlie, is a Prince look-alike with a british accent) "OOooHHHHH!!! WHAT happenned!!!!?? sHUN what have YOu done!!???"

Shun: *(half asleep)  Uhh?

Charlie hands him a mirror.

Shun sees his own reflection and winks at himself 03.gif : Oh yeah, im h.ot. thanks.

Charlie yells: !! WHATt!?? what have you done!??.. now you have GREEN hair!!!  11.gif  11.gif ..... im s.orry shun, seriously, dont you remember??.. i mean, im pretty sure it was last night,........ the after-party from the concert was awesome here at the suites i picked for you and your band, but... i never thought you would do this...

Shun just looks at him, unclued  06.gif

Charlie gives him another  blink.gif  look... : "umm.... let me think......................... on the other hand.............. i think your new hair IS MARVELOUS!! brilliant!!, this is the NEW fashion statement.. your hair will be your signature from now on..
s62.gif  s62.gif
we will call your new album... Greeny Popz!!!
s62.gif  s62.gif

(sera por lo fumado??  jeje......)

PD: dont get me wrong anyone, i love prince  57.gif

Editado por margah, 26 septiembre 2004 - 09:18 .


#7 Misanthrope

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Publicado 27 septiembre 2004 - 02:04

Meanwhile in the United States...

Hyoga is sleeping resting is head in a desk when a woman enters his office:

Woman: Senator Hyoga, did you check the parole for Ikki, the immate?

Hyoga (waking up): what? what am I doing here? who are you?

Woman: Senator, I've told you a thousand times not to sleep in the office! what were you doing last night again that made you so tired, uh? 03.gif

Hyoga: it's none of your business! you wish it were you! 09.gif well... I've already checked the parole... of course my friend Ikki s free to go anywhere he wants!

Woman: si, I'll phone the jail and order to let him go.

The phone in the jail rings and after a while talking, the officer opens Ikki's cell open but...


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Publicado 27 septiembre 2004 - 11:59



once hyoga made the call to let free ikki, he turn around and close his eyes,

then the woman get closer to him and says

woman: i think i can do something to make you feel better


the she put her knees on the floor and take down the sipper of the hyoga pants.t068.gif

hyoga open his eyes and start to smile5.gif

hyoga: you knowme  better than i do,

pawn chuku, pawn pawn, tarata pawn chuku, pawn pawn, tarata


in the midle of the action some one open the door of the office  and says "senator dont forget the meeting with the president tonight"

the woman try to stop but hyoga take her by the hair and make her continue...

hyoga: i shure i dont will forget anything today rolleyes.gif

then the man  leave the office and close the door..

hyoga puts his eyes in white and m9.gif

hyoga: you made another excellent work, now i feel better.

(jejeje este fic ya se volvio una porno baratona, gracias por omitir la escena  de sexo homogay entre shun y su representante)

 

damn im good

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Publicado 27 septiembre 2004 - 13:40

..moving on with the porno episode between hyoga and his secretary..

QUOTE
The phone in the jail rings and after a while talking, the officer opens Ikki's cell open but...


then he has to close his eyes because he is surprised by ikkis appearance...... his skin is glowing red and orange, just as if it was burning with no flame! .. what was happening is that ikki was having a luscious dream and the entretainment from it raised his body temperature to over 100ºC!........

(yes, theyre not supposed to have any of their powers once they wake up, but according to My side of the story, there are some remnants..)

anyways, the guard notices ikki is not like any other recluse, but he wakes him up by a loud: WAKE UP!.. youre free as of today. Take your belongings and go to the office to sign the final papers and leave!

Ikki wakes up.. -his face is a little blushed- and since he's a quick thinker, he realizes where he is and whats going on... He figures the best thing to do is to get out of there as soon as posible to go and talk to hyoga and talk about their arrival to the earth, and to look for the rest of the good knights and athena because he knows if they dont unite, something bad will happen....

Once he signs the papers and exits jail, one really h.ot chick exits a 360 silver spider dressed in a mini skirt, steve madden stilettos and a sexy long-sleeved silk blouse -with the top 3 buttons undone- all in black.    .............. she runs up to him and gives him a juicy kiss on the lips...... this girl looks like.................

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Publicado 27 septiembre 2004 - 14:43


she look like a classy playmate,  after kiss ikki she went to the car and  take out one black armani suit, (just like the one danny ocean wear in ocean´s eleven)

chick: here is your favorite baby, i the money of the last work is in the trunck, are we going back to vegas?

ikki: no, i have some thing´s  pending in DC,

chick: i miss you ikki

the chick open her legs and ikki looks her underwear and read her name in the small thong "margah"

ikki: drive margah  and stop in the first motel in the way i need a bath and i need some of you...

damn im good

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Publicado 28 septiembre 2004 - 01:34

Prrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! a whistle blows very loudly on Seiya's ears, dizzing him a little and waking him from his dream.

Coach: day dreaming again, uh? you'll see what's good for you!

And kicks tha ball right into Seiya's face. Seiya touches his nose and there's some blood flowing out of it; he wipes it with his shirt and kicks the ball very hard into the net, goal!!!!!! but it's just a training, the goalkeeper looks at him with scorn and wonders what that blurry vision about the ocean was. He remembers something about being hit by Seiya with a RyuSeiKen and hurting. The goalkeeper stands and Seiya recognizes him, he's very alike to...

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Publicado 28 septiembre 2004 - 01:49

XDDDDD jaja ahora edito la historia para que continue la de misanthrope.. no le entendi a quien se refiere en su historia asi que si me equivoco solo cambienlo :p jeje
----
(el chiste es continuar la historia de otro, bueno solo si quieren.. pero asi es mas divertido tambien.. asi le cambian la historia a otro jaja.. )
----

seiya recognized the goalkeeper.. he looked a lot like someone he met in the past...

seiya: no.. it cant be... (but.. how... theres no way.. theres no one that can look so gay like him.. it must be... ).... Misty???

...seiya just stayed away from that guy... he needed to watch him from afar.. he needed to make sure he wasnt aluzinating or something....anyway.... the practice ended.. and everybody left home... they were to get ready for next game...

---

while back at playboy studio located in spain...

shyriu came out of the building with a big smile5.gif on his face jaja..  04.gif  like never before...

shyriu: old master! finally i made proper use of the dragon techniches you taught me...

but then... he suddenly heard a noise in his pants...

tutu tu tutu tutu .. (8) its getting hooot in herre.. so take off all your clothes (8).. tutu tu tutu tutu.. . t037.gif

shyriu: whut da heill is dat noize?.. a cell phone?... and my voice.. why i sound like tis.? (ghettoish)

---shyriu didnt know but slowly he was loosing control of his real self.. he was transforming slowly in the person he was supposed to be in this dimension----

shyriu answered the phone: ehem..(getting his real tone back)... yeah? shyriu here... whos this?..

person: shyriu!!! finally i found you! its so hard to contact somebody like you!.. even harder when calling from mexico!..

shyriu: .. what? (i know this voice.. hm...) Seiya!! is that you?! ..

seiya: yeah shyriu!.. i been trying to find you.. something bads happened to us!.. we wished to be real people but i dont feel alright.. something is wrong.. we must find shun, hyoga and ikki .. i know theyre somewhere in the world like us...

shyriu: ive been thinking the same.. i know what youre talking about.. slowly i feel like im loosing my own... but.. hey seiya.. how did you find me???....

seiya: ehhhh.... t142.gif ... mm.. shyriu you dont need to know that do you?... unsure.gif 

shyriu: seeeiyyaaa????!... have you been watching any kind of  videos lately???!...  callate.gif

seiya: ehhh... t142.gif .. shyriu! you know me!.. t142.gif .. oh what the hell...  15.gif  i was jacking off (wanking, choking the rooster, spanking the monkey, make little timmy dance, etc) to some porn movies ... and i saw you acting.. .. i didnt mean to watch you like that shyriu!.... and im not telling shunrei  54.gif

shyriu: oh you little.. flying a.ss! winged donkey!  angry-fire.gif

-- shyrius face looke like he was ready to kill seiya when suddenly someone appeared in front of shyriu---

Editado por garuda-gatz, 28 septiembre 2004 - 02:08 .


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Publicado 29 septiembre 2004 - 23:15

laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif 

margah: .. Ohh ikki!!

ikki: ..(sweating)

margah: ikki!

ikki: margah... .... ohhhh marin!!!!!!! say my name **, say my name!

marga-marin: oHH.. can....tttt................................................................................ mhhhhh........... (sighs**)

ikki: oh yeah!!.. now m...eeee!!! .!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..................................................... ohhhhhhhhh.........     (sweating) Ohh.. yeah.. perdon, did i burn you?.. hopefully not, i mean, i kinda have some of my powers still

m: dont worry, i tolerate pain pretty well, u know  09.gif

ikki: Well!.. time to shower and head to DC and meet up with Hyoga. We have to find the others.

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While on the phone with Seiya, Shiryu spots a Xena-look alike coming inside the studio, ready to shoot the next scene with different actors............... well.. looked like xena.. but wasnt her!!

Shiryu: ........ 11.gif  11.gif ............................ this..........cant............. be.............. eek2.gif 

Seiya (on the phone): Hello?.. orale, whats wrong shiryu?....

Shiryu:....... (coughs.)........... nevermind. Seiya, whats ur address??, where do u live?, fast, i have stuff to do.

Seiya: Im in _(someone give me a city)___, mexico.. but tomorrow im flying to france, im going to be playing with montpellier, they bought me as a player for their team.. and since i've researched on you, i know you're in barcelona.. well.. i arranged a trip to go there in 2 days. My flight will arrive at 3pm -your timezone-, the day after tomorrow at the airport. Pick me up.

Shiryu: bien. deal. call me anyways if you dont find me.

Seiya: Sweet. bien then, ill see ya then.


click.

Shiryu: ..................... (thinking and starring at the hottie with black hair).............. this cant be....

(he approaches her.. and looks at her for a moment..) .... it cant be you....

user posted image Girl: ..........  20.gif  20.gif  ..Shiryu?........

S: ........ affirmative.  ................................. Pandora, what are you doing here?.....

Pandora: Well, i AM the Queen of Darkness you know? s45.gif .. the queen of... (whoooopuuushhhhh!!) Ho.tness!!.. (Whoopuushhh!!).. excited?

Shiryu:   blink.gif 

Pandora: ......... i just read the future scripts, and it turns out that YOU will be my Co-star for the next 3 movies! MUAHAHAHA!!! 

Shiryu:  hablandoPaja.gif  hablandoPaja.gif  hablandoPaja.gif ..................

... t031.gif  waun waun chikawaun wan wang...   t032.gif


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(guys lets try for all of them to meet up in barcelona eh?.. hehe.. just a suggestion.. )

Editado por margah, 29 septiembre 2004 - 23:19 .


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Publicado 30 septiembre 2004 - 01:10

XDDDD... jaja t054.gif jaja t054.gif ajajajaj...

XenaPandora dominatrix EH?  09.gif  .. (como que este foro se esta volviendo muy porno hentai ??  laugh.gif )

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#15 Misanthrope

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Publicado 30 septiembre 2004 - 03:06

Tienes razón Garuda, esta bastante hentai por el momento laugh.gif yo como no tengo una mente muy cochambrosa a esta hora de la madrugada, jejeje, trataré de seguir un poco para que los chicos se reunan.

Seiya's in the door of his house in Acapulco, México, he's about to enter after going to a big alcohol party and is trying to aim well at the lock of the door; suddenly someone touches his shoulder: "Let me help you with that" says the mysterious voice. The hand from the mysterious person takes the key and opens the door.

Mysterious guy: You know Seiya... together we could conquer the world, we'd do wonders and everybody would get on their knees and beg for our mercy

Seiya: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not gay!!!!! Saori, Shina, Miho, where are you? help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Misty goalkeeper: why do you reject me cutie boy? I'm not good enough for you?

Seiya: But you're a man!!!!! leave me alone, I have to go to another party full of alcohol tomorrow before going to Spain to meet Shiryu!

So Seiya quickly enters his house and slams the door hard against Misty's face, leaving him unconsciuos/dead.

Ring!!!! the phone rings at the studio where Shun is recording his new album managed by Charlie, called Greenie Popz

Charlie: Hello? who's thizzzz? (with his homo accent)
Ikki: Who are you and where's my brother Shun?!

To be continued... (que mal derrotaron a Misty, eh? happy.gif)

Editado por Misanthrope, 30 septiembre 2004 - 03:07 .

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Publicado 07 octubre 2004 - 16:07

Aqui voy!!!!!!!!

voice on the phone: can i speak to shun? I know he's there....

charlie: yesss he'sss herrree. But he's busy at this time. Please call later or leave a message, i'll make sure he receives it rolleyes.gif

Shun approaches ...Charlie hangs up the phone right away.

Shun: Who was it?
Charlie: No one sweetie, i mean sir, wrong number....
Shun: ----> dry.gif   bien, i'll be at my room. Please tell everyone i don't want to be disturbed.  (Shun's now acting bitchy style)

Charlie: Yes swe...i mean sir



Shun goes to his bedroom, he lays on the bed cause he's been awake for almost 23 hours. he's really tired. Someone knocks the door.

Who is it?

It's me laugh.gif  Charlie...... gatito.gif  may i come in.?

What do u want? I have a massage, cofcofcof a message for you  callate.gif

bien come in...what is it about...charlie now turns into a savage cat!

He grabs shun by his "you know what" and shun screams!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhh  (though it's a little confusing to tell if it was cause the pleasure or the pain....figure it out yourself)

All of a sudden charlie tryes to do more than just clutching his crotch....shun is terrified, not because charlie's attitude....he's afraid someone could catch them...

Just then someone enters the room!! Shun! Brother! WTF are u doing! Ikki grabs charlie and throws him against the wall, charlie screams with a voice sooo delicate anyone would say a woman was being raped or something!!!


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Publicado 07 octubre 2004 - 16:08

Ikki stares at shun, shun looks completely embarassed. 

The scene now changes to seiya and his little trouble with misty.

Misty looks wild, her, i mean his hair looks messy he's acting like one of those female cats when they're ready to have intercourse (I'm naughty, ain't I?)

Seiya, who's never had a doubt of his manhood (i mean manhood in the sense of virility not something else xDDD) drop dead you absolutely disgusting female wannabe!  Misty looks sad. She i mean he starts crying. Seiya leaves him on the floor, misty's make up is smirred all over her i mean his face (did i just say make up?) anyways. Seiya takes his backpack with him. He's leaving, with no plans to come back. Misty watches him over the window. The sun is setting, he starts crying again...anyone would say he loved seiya very much wacko.gif

Seiya takes a cab and leaves. But he only got one person in mind, that girl with purple hair....he can't see her face in his thoughts but he's sure he's had wonderful times with her... (and i mean wonderful) 04.gif

A scream!


SHOW ME THAT DRAGON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE ROZAN WATERFALL GO IN THE OPOSITE DIRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Cut!!!!!

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Publicado 07 octubre 2004 - 16:10

Why'd u have to go and say cut!? we were in the middle of the action here!  you took away the sense of the pelicula. Shiryu leaves the set very angry (who would have thought this guy was so confused in the beginning and know he's begging for more?)

Anyways. He goes to the cafeteria to drink something (something cold by the way, he's still a little very warm)  devil.gif  as he drinks his beverage, he looks out of the window. Something odd happens next, he's like mesmerized, the sun is setting and he can't take his eyes out of it, something inside him is calling, like a burning flame he just can't put out, he starts crying....for no reason.

Next scene is about to be shot, but he decides to leave the building, he's too much confused to keep shooting a pelicula, specially that kind of movies. He runs towars the bay (the city is near a bay) he looks into the water trying to find and answer to his troubled mind full, of questions

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Publicado 10 octubre 2004 - 13:52

Hello!!!! happy.gif  happy.gif  happy.gif

Meanwhile, Senator Hyoga is going to the President's meeting, he's thinking 'bout his new situation... God, I must try to be a senator untill I find the way to go with my friends... Damn!! He says (paroding the Seiya's voice with homogay acent) "I want to be a person, I want to be real"!!! Seiya idiot!!! I'm gonna kick his f***ing butt when I see him!!! God, What can I do??? The president wants to see me and I don't know what He wants!!!  Hyoga arrived to the White House and this driver opens the door... Thanks, said Hyoga, and he goes to the Principal Entry... The president is waiting for you, Senator Hyoga, says the President's First Assistant... Hyoga enters to The Oval Office... The place is completely dark... And suddenly... ehhhhh!!! The light was turned on and Hyoga can see The President  with six women more sexier than Pamela Anderson and Erika Heleniak...

Dear Hyoga!!! -said the president with alcoholic acent and breath- happy birthday pal!!! Mi wife Barbara (any relation with the Bushes is coincidental... 03.gif ) is now in a trip, and in order to do a little party for you, my Friend, I found these tiny girls, what do U think 'bout mi idea, ehehehe???...

Now is your turn!!!

Peace For Everybody!!! 57.gif  57.gif  57.gif

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Aurë Entuluva!!!! Auta i Lóme!!! thumbsup.gif  thumbsup.gif  thumbsup.gif

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EL OJO DE METAL TE OBSERVA... NO PUEDES ESCAPAR...
FERRO ET IGNE...


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Publicado 11 octubre 2004 - 17:53

(hentai, hentai and more hentai... jejejeje here we go!)

afther the shocking image of shun having  a "special job" by his "friend" charlie, ikki take the green haired guy (gay) and  mad as hell put him in the cars trunck

then charlie starts to scream  and ikki respose with a kick in his "used" butt

ikki leaves the place

margah- now where dear?

ikki- now DC baby

meanwhile in the oval room

the words cant explain what is happening in this room, is like a cubist picture where you only can see legs, and more legs and one or two heats shakin one side to other
then the president says

president- do u like ur party hyoga?

hyoga take his mouth out  between the legs of one of the girls

he hardly speak because his tougue is tired but say

hyoga- thiss iss my bestss birthday eveer

then the girl taka the hyogas heat back to work


ju is next?






damn im good




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